1. Dwight Schrute stress ball – This item is less about stress and more about comedy. A friend of mine thought it was Elton John when I first bought it (which, touché). If you don’t know who Dwight Schrute is, that tells me that you’ve never seen The Office, aaaaannnd for that you should be ashamed. The Office taught me how to have a sense of humor, and edified my idea of the absurd. To this day I will still give a Jim Halpert glance to an imaginary camera.
2. Keys – I’m one of those weirdos who actually enjoys driving. If you find yourself as a passenger in my Volkswagen, Charlotte Elizabeth Diana (named after the second Royal baby), you’ll be subjected to a playlist of 138 songs spanning the years of 1994-2007.
3. Blazer – Yes.
4. Bar Cart/Friends – I felt it necessary to include a picture of my friends with my bar cart because they are the ones who are usually drinking my alcohol.
5. Pen – When I grow up, I want to be a comedy writer.
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